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 RSSHikanNinja News This is weird, but its the kind of thing that happens in Japan. The idea of standardization in all things, including something as uncontrollable as body shape. Every year I have to do an annual check up for my company and every year they weigh me, measure my height and then call me fat. This is because, by Japanese standards, I am heavy, but they never check if its fat or muscle, they just call me fat because I don't fit in their standardized system. If you don't make the cut, you have to do counseling. I totally want to counseling and then challenge the counselor to a wrestling match. The end of December is the time to get all that tension from work out by drinking till you can't control yourself anymore and afterwords you will definitely need a cure The economic downturn hits all sectors. Having said that you can now turn it into a sex joke because porn actresses are now selling themselves as common escort ladies. Maria Ozawa one of the most recognizable porn stars in the business has decided to offer her services more directly to the paying consumer. Getting a little more into this story I was most interested in the process one would have to go through to get to actually have a paid date with her: A conventional deri heru (out-call) sex service, the tabloid explains, has an image of being inexpensive, but one staffed with AV ladies is quite the opposite, commanding fees between 30,000 and 50,000 yen a pop for run-of-the-mill actresses and three or four times those figures for top-name talents. Ozawa, who is half-Canadian and no stranger to the pages of Weekly Playboy, is registered with Club Tora no Ana in Tokyo’s Shibuya entertainment area. A source says that once an asking price of 150,000 yen for 70 minutes with the actress appeared on the club’s Web page a flood of roughly 200 inquiries soon followed. “There’s no chance for first-timers,” explains an AV writer of typical high-end club policies. “In order to reserve a popular actress there are steps involved. First, you have to be a regular. If the shop accepts a customer unfamiliar with appropriate behavior they will receive a claim from the actress’ agency or film production company. A minimum of ten visits with other girls is going to be necessary.” Well thank you Australia, deadly spiders make the jump to Japan because they've always been really into Naruto. I like the way the recommended way to handle the spider is to use chopsticks. Obama visits Japan and decides to do the culturally appropriate thing and bow to the emperor. Sure, his bow wasn't perfect, but the gesture was appreciated all over Japan. What an asshole. Are you angry? Do you hate the government? Do you think smashing one computer will actually do something other than cost the government about $2,000 to replace it (unless they just pull one out of the basement). Most important question: Are you man enough to do it with a sword? You've seen it in every shit movie about Japan, now learn about how real it is. I could not hold it in anymore. This is now an accepted excuse for going to the toilet in public in Japan. A bunch of marijuana arrests over the last few months. Perhaps shocking, but perhaps not if you realize they had to teach kids classes all day every day. This is a horrible thing thats happening, but I still enjoy the fact that these ladies got nabbed over lack of payment. Not genius level criminals. add comment |